Low Grade Riddles
- These riddles give riddles everywhere a bad name. When someone offers you a riddle, and then gives you these, you are disappointed.
Stop and Go
When does green mean stop and red mean go?
A watermelon.
Mary’s Shower
Mary gets in the shower, but surprisingly her hair is not wet when she gets out. How is this possible?
She didn’t turn the water on.
Barn Roof
A rooster lays an egg on the roof of a barn. Which side does it roll off?
Rethink your life.
Hunger in the Arctic
No matter how terrible things get for the people of the Arctic, they will not eat a penguin. Why?
Penguins live in Antarctica.
The Overtold Funeral Riddle
A young woman is attending her mother’s funeral. While there, she meets a man she has never seen before and falls in love immediately. After the funeral she tries to find him but cannot. Several days later she kills her sister. Why does she kill her sister?
She killed her sister in hopes that the man would be at the funeral.
Desert Canoe
Warning: This riddle is actually incredibly high-tier. For best results, do not read on and instead ask Reed to tell you the canoe riddle.
Two people are canoeing through the desert. One says “wears the paddle”, and the other replies, “sure does.” How does this make sense?
If you read this, the riddle should be how this is a riddle.